The Self-Proclaimed Uncomfortable Survey

I got this from , who thinks that doing a meme that someone else did is stealing it.


1. do you think you can get through this?

Bring it, bitch.

2. are you on your period?

I was last week.

3. do you get cramps?

Yeah, in my front lower right. I call that area, "the front bananagan," due to a bunch of screwing around with Livija.

4. have you had sex in the last month?

No, I did not.

5. who did you lose your virginity to?

Nobody.

6. what's something you would change about yourself?

I'm going through a stretch where I feel like my intelligence and overall grasp on the world are regressing.

7. what's something you really like about yourself?

I'm accepting of all different kinds of people.

8. ever watched gay/lesbian porn?

I shiftily say no.

9. do you like answering personal questions?

Yes, it tells me more about myself. When I talk to myself, I never know what to say.

10. are you cool with talking about sex?

Yes. Yes, I am.

11. what's your favorite break up song?



12. what's your favorite love song?

"All You Need is Love," by the Beatles. It's universally liked and catchy, as well as being sweet. I also might have been influenced by the end of Across the Universe. I almost felt like crying, it was used so sweetly.

13. ever cheated on your boyfriend?

Don't see a point. If you want to be with someone else because you're no longer excited with your current relationship, end the first one. You appear like a bitch otherwise.

14. ever kissed someone of the same sex?

Beside my mother, aunts, great-aunts, grandmother, and cousins? No.

15. ever done something more than kissing with the same sex?

I really haven't.

16. do you lie ALL THE TIME?

I make it a matter of principle not to lie. I hate lies, and the lying liars that tell them.

17. do your parents even know what you're really like?

For the most part, I like to keep my true person my sleeves. I mean, why not? Otherwise you'll just disappoint people and regress into something less than you are. Parents are equal in that aspect.

18. ever smoked pot?

I haven't smoked anything, though I used to burn styrofoam with a match. Oh, that was fun. And ridiculously stupid. It was a styrofoam box filled with old newspapers. Laugh at my stupidity.

19. what about a cigarette?

Second-hand smoke. My grandmother can be so weak-willed.

20. ever done any drugs other than pot? which ones?

Yes. Now, don't tell anyone... {Looks around}
Advil. And Tylenol. I'm such a mother'ucking rebel.

21. any one-night stands?



22. do you masturbate?

I only recently found out how to. So, no, not so much.

23. what's the last thing you cried about?

I usually only cry when I'm incredibly pissed. But at something sad, there was this comic about this boy whose mother was dying of cancer. She would play Animal Crossing all of the time, and he would make fun of it. When she died, he didn't play the game for a year. When he went back on, he found the town in the game all brown and dingy. He opened up his inbox, and discovered that she had sent him dozens of presents. That's what she had been working for up to her death.

Excuse me while I cry.

24. for or against gay marriage? explain.

Gay marriage kicks ass. I don't see any reason whatsoever to not allow it.

25. for or against abortion? explain

Do what you like.

26. do you know anyone with homosexual parents?

I wish I did, just to see the difference.

27. when you party, are you the type that dances on tables?

I talk more loudly than I usually do. I noticed recently that I talk VERY LOUDLY. :C

28. ever taken naked pics for someone you liked?

...myself? I like myself. (Well, no, actually. No child porn. Sorry, pedobears.)

29. do you wish your boobs were smaller or bigger or are you okay with your size?

My breasts are things of sheer beauty.
Hahaha! Yeah, no, I'm good with them right now.

30. ever been called a slut?

No, I can honestly say I haven't.

31. what about a bitch?

That I really have. Not by people I personally know, of course... The Great Internet Fuckwad Theory (G.I.F.T.) is to blame, I expect.

32. ever said something racist and meant it?

I don't mean anything that I say.

33. ever gotten paid for doing something sexual?

No. Who would pay?

34. ever played spin the bottle?

Nope.

35. what about seven minutes in heaven?

Nope.

36. if you've played spin the bottle, who did you enjoy kissing the most?

Myself. I'm amazing like that.

37. if you've played seven minutes in heaven, what'd you do for seven minutes?

I sat there and stared at the wall. It was cream colored.

38. are you into humping inanimate objects?

Aha, no.

39. do you like breaking hearts?

If someone does, I'd like to punch them in the face. If you please.

40. do you constantly crave attention?

I rarely do.

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